Did Plato foresee the internet?

I was reading an article about an upcoming video game, because I do that sort of thing. For those who didn’t already know, I’m a bit of a nerd.

Anyhoo, one of the thrusts of the piece was that many of us are already cyborgs. Technology has changed us and will continue to change us. The most profound instances may also be the least physically evident. In this case I’m talking about the way we think.

There was a time that we had to remember silly little things like people’s birthdays, important phone numbers, bank account numbers – stupid crap like that. For those who live in techno-industrialized societies, those days are long gone. Internet-enabled phones and social networking have thoroughly eliminated that.

On the one hand, this makes many things possible that never were before. But what does that mean for us as a species? Do we ultimately become an internet appliance ourselves, devoid of direction or function if the network goes down? Plato, who died around 347 BC, seems to think we will.

for this discovery of yours will create forgetfulness in the learners’ souls, because they will not use their memories; they will trust to the external written characters and not remember of themselves. The specific which you have discovered is an aid not to memory, but to reminiscence, and you give your disciples not truth, but only the semblance of truth; they will be hearers of many things and will have learned nothing; they will appear to be omniscient and will generally know nothing; they will be tiresome company, having the show of wisdom without the reality.

– Socrates, speaking to Phaedrus in Plato’s “Phaedrus”

Here Socrates is quoting a fictional conversation between the Egyptian god Theuth and Egyptian King Thamus. Theuth is discussing his invention of letters, which will give the Egyptians better memories, and that this will make them wiser. Thamus disagrees, as reflected in the quote above. His argument (which is Socrates argument in the dialogue and Plato’s argument in writing the dialogue *insert “Inception” joke here*) is that this will not give wisdom because it creates permanent, but external, memories.

Wisdom, in his estimation, must arise from an internalized memory or in his words “an intelligent word graven in the soul of the learner”.

Words, and the ultimate modern invocation of them – the internet, create a vast and readily accessible external memory. We have a vast store of knowledge – and no idea what any of it means.

I cannot help feeling, Phaedrus, that writing is unfortunately like painting; for the creations of the painter have the attitude of life, and yet if you ask them a question they preserve a solemn silence. And the same may be said of speeches. You would imagine that they had intelligence, but if you want to know anything and put a question to one of them, the speaker always gives one unvarying answer. And when they have been once written down they are tumbled about anywhere among those who may or may not understand them, and know not to whom they should reply, to whom not: and, if they are maltreated or abused, they have no parent to protect them; and they cannot protect or defend themselves.

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Court Says Sending Too Many Emails To Someone Is Computer Hacking

From techdirt via slashdot:

The Sixth Circuit appeals court has overturned a district court ruling and decided that sending too many emails can constitute hacking.

In this case, the Laborers’ International Union of North America was accused by Pulte Homes, Inc. of “knowingly caus[ing] the transmission of a program, information, code, or command, and as a result of such conduct, intentionally caus[ing] damage without authorization, to a protected computer.”

The law in question, the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (“CFAA”), defines damage as ”any impairment to the integrity or availability of data, a program, a system, or information.”

In this instance the “information” (which how I assume you would classify email in this case) caused the overload of some of Pulte’s inboxes, resulting in them being unable to access other emails and cause ‘damage’ in a statutory sense.

The union in this case did deliberately ask supporters to “fight back” and call and email the company repeatedly. I would submit that there is a large leap between “fighting back”, which is our legal right as American citizens when we feel we are unjustly treated, and deliberately overloading an email server.

For this to count as a criminal offense this would have to constitute a deliberate “distributed denial of service” (DDOS) attack, you would have to prove that it was the specific and deliberate intent of the union to overload the email system. Email systems come in all sizes and capacities, so the “attack” that they made would be unlikely to “damage” the systems of a larger company.

The union, and all of those responding to the publicly posted message on their website, would have to be aware of this distinction, and more importantly know the limited capabilities of Pulte’s email system to know that their actions would overload it.

There is also the question of what is a ‘protected computer’. If I send an email to someone, and that email contains no malicious code, then I’m not attempting to make receiving computer behave in any way other than exactly what it was designed and programmed to do.

The Sixth Circuit court ruling is wrong. More importantly it’s indicative of a judicial system that does not understand technology well enough to enforce almost any law pertaining to it.

When you see legislation involving the internet/privacy/computers being debated, BE AFRAID! Even a well written law (which is rare enough) can be misinterpreted or improperly enforced. Know you rights, protect your rights.

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Make a Starbucks Frappuccino for $0.32

From (squawkfox via lifehacker)

For those of you who need to squeeze da pennies (and who doesn’t?) comes a wonderful way to get a $3.86 Starbucks drink for $0.32. I can’t vouch for the end result as I haven’t attempted it yet. Everything seems to make sense though.

The secret ingredient is love xanthan gum.

Make a Starbucks Frappuccino for $0.32

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In search of random

Using the ‘Random Website Machine‘ 7 out of 20 websites were in English. According to wikipedia (the ultimate source of truth and reality validation) there are 6,309 spoken languages on the planet. So this result is consistent with the idea that English is the dominant language of the internet.

Using the ‘random number generator’ from random.org, which generates numbers from atmospheric noise and not from a predefined mathematical equation, the number ’43′ only came up once. This is of course a completely unscientific test, adding yet another layer of randomness to the number.

RANDOM!

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News of the World (News Corp) involved in obstructing 13 year-old girl’s murder investigation

I split this into 2 sections because this really deserves to be read on it’s own, and absorbed purely on it’s own merits.

In 2002 a 13 year old girl named Milly disappeared. Her family left numerous messages on her cell phone’s voice mail, to the point of filling the mailbox. The messages were deleted, which led police to believe the girl was still alive.

In a horrifying turn of events, the messages were not deleted by the girl, but by an private investigator hired by the ‘News of the World’ who had illegally accessed her phone messages.

‘News of the World’ is a News Corp. (Rupert Murdoch) property.
As is Fox News.

(the guardian)

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Rupert Murdoch vs. Spacehog

As I started to write this post “The Last Dictator” by Spacehog started playing.

I like to play my entire MP3 collection of shuffle, so it’s a funky lil’ coincidence.

For those of you who don’t know, Rupert Murdoch is an Australian-American billionaire who owns, among many other things, Fox News.
Spacehog is (in my opinion) an under-rated British rock band that had a big hit and then disappeared.

Murdoch is a controversial figure, and I’ll just say right up front that I’m not a fan. He owns controlling interests in Fox News, DirecTV, The New York Post, The Wall Street Journal, one of the largest satellite TV networks in Asia, and more foreign newspapers than I really have room for here. Most of his media outlets are not known for journalistic integrity but unfortunately do influence a great many people. (Wikipedia has a listing for News Corp assets – I can’t vouch for it but have no specific reason to question it.)

His control of News Corp is so strong that shareholders apparently don’t even have a say in the company’s decisions. Not only are they not consulted in the process, they apparently aren’t even informed after the fact. In 2010 contributions to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce were only discovered by shareholders after it had been leaked to the press. The following is from the 2010 annual shareholder meeting :

“STOCKHOLDER: And going forward, then, would you be willing to have greater disclosure to shareholders around political contributions, both the policies and the actual dollar amounts? It’s particularly troubling to shareholders that, in particular, the U.S. Chamber contribution was only learned of by shareholders because of a leak to the press. Would the board consider much broader disclosure around shareholder — around political spending?
MURDOCH: We’ve considered it from time to time. I don’t believe we’ll [inaudible] it again, but we’ll see.
STOCKHOLDER: Would you be willing to engage shareholders in that process?
MURDOCH: No. Sorry, you have the right to vote us off the board if you don’t like that.”

More recently he’s been the subject of a lawsuit concerning the $663 million purchase of a television production company which was owned by his daughter, who would then join the News Corp. board.

This is the man who owns “Fox News”. Never forget that.

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